typical -_-

"life is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what your gonna get"

ok, lets apply these prudent words to yours truly.
if i get a box of chocolates from anyone, im happy, and grateful.  But in order for me to enjoy this said box of chocolate, I:
1) select a smooth glossy candy. Beautiful, brown, and looking absolutely scrumptious!
2) take a knife and split that shit in two.
3) analyze its interior.  sometimes i get lucky and get a nice chocolate fluff type or thing, or its nuts.

ok, why do i do this? because if i get the fluff, im safe. im happy. i can gobble that shit right up. but if i get nuts. i place it back in the box, because it would kill me if i ate it.
it is absolutely necessary for me to examine what that smooth chocolate shell holds within, or i might end up hurting myself.

so wouldnt it be easier if i didnt have to split you open and examine your insides to find out if  you are really what i want?